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I found this scene hilarious--

Sue: As you may or may not know, I starred in a video that's been circulating around the web. A video that has the tendency to induce cruel, slow-motion laughter
Emma: Nope, no didn't, didn't know about that
Sue: Well this video has inspired Sue Sylvester to start giving back. I happen to have my masters at counseling and when I heard our school's only psychologist had committed suicide, well I decided to volunteer my services, and they gave me your name and I'd really like to help.
Emma: I don't know how I'm supposed to feel about this
Sue: Emma, you're crippled by mental illness. Your compulsions have estranged you from your own feelings. You nearly married a gym teacher who's more gravy than man. And you continue to be repeatedly lied to by the man you love
Emma: I'm sorry?
Sue: I bribed Schuster's landlord to slip baby monitors under his couch and under his bed-- turns out he's been having make-out sessions with the coach from vocal adrenaline and sleep-overs with that world class banana magnet April Rhodes
Emma: Oh my god.
Sue: You need to make a bold move. You suck.
Emma: Excuse me?
Sue: You take weird little strides when you walk as if you were raised in imperial Japan and someone bound your feet
Emma: *horrified* you make a valid point
Sue: Grow a pair! I'm INSULTING you. You refuse to stand up for yourself. You're so afraid of confrontation.
Emma: You're right.
Sue: If you wanna get better you need to start communicating your feelings. You need to let Will Schuster know how he's making you feel. And in a public setting so he can't escape and he won't manipulate you. Trust me. You need to let him have it.

It's official. Emma's my fav character xD

Happy New Year!

I totally missed the countdown to 2011 cause me and friends were too busy playing mahjong, lmao.

ah well~

CAN'T WAIT TIL CHINESE NEW YEAR!

kirby-birby's EPIC YARN

um. I'M OBSESSED

K歌之王

Lucas' friend: 你竟跟敢LUCAS来到这种地方。我告诉你，我们高中的时候大家都说只要跟他牵手的女生都会怀孕。 [you dare come to this sort of place with Lucas. Let me tell you, during high school, everyone said that the females who held hands with him all got pregnant] bad translation. but you get the gist of it.

Girl: 不会啦。我知道LUCAS哥是正人君子。[no way. I know Lucas is a gentleman]

Lucas' friend: 她还帮你说话。[she's sticking up for you!]

Lucas: 你少闹她啦。她很单纯好不好。[stop messing around. she's really innocent]

Lucas' friend: 我老婆也很单纯啊。还被你带坏了。[my wife is really innocent. until she met you]

Girl: 真的假的！？你已经 -- [really!? you already..]

Lucas: 听他在放屁。他老婆是这台车。[dont listen to his bs. his wife is this car]

Lucas' friend: 那你赶快帮我救我的老婆啊！[hurry up and save my wife!]


Lucas was taking this girl home when he gets a call from his partner telling him to come up to the mountain where his car broke down. So Lucas and the girl go up to the mountain to help him fix the car. And the conversation above ensues. I found it pretty hilarious xD haha.

I'm the hero of the story, don't need to be saved

it's 11:11

I've never believed in those type of wishes.

but I really really like you. and I like to make wishes anyway.

I think it's because I like the feeling of hope. and I like it when my wishes do come true.

like that one time I wished at a pond that I'd get accepted to New York University ^-^
--@celsius; @arrow; @jkl

though it may just be a happy consequence of my 4 years of slavery in Tech ;D

what a rough four years. cant believe I thought high school was difficult!



(500) Days of. You.

//edit
this movie referenced Dorian Gray ! YES.

iFound

School is almost over which = back to my old blogging days ;D

I started Taiwanese Drama, My Queen today (starring Ethan Ruan who played Cun Xi in Fated To Love You) !

He plays Lucas in this drama, and in the first episode he's a substitute martial arts teacher teaching a class full of screaming fan-girls LOL soo when he asked for a volunteer (to demonstrate what to do when a molester sneaks up from behind, him being the molester, and a volunteer being the molested) all the girls raised their hands for it lmao xD





LOLL...females -.-'





请你下手轻一点。 lmfao!! "please be gentle"

Man, Taiwanese dramas are so full of it. There's one guy named "Wei Er Gang" which basically translates into Viagra ROFL

There is one line I really liked though that Lucas said, "an ocean in front of the eyes...the fisherman catches a whole net full of cute tropical fish, but none of them is you." :( sad.

Stereo Love

Things I Want To Do In Life:
1. Get my own place
2. With a nice kitchen
3. And a working oven
4. Along with plenty of baking supplies
5. So I can make my epic BLUEBERRY PIE again ;D
6. Because I like to make lists that have nothing to do with my life goals..
7. Oh and Bruno Mars is WIN! :)

F**K YOU ;)

-Cee Lo Green

Best. Song. Ever.

//

Got this from Arrow:

Translation:
Red=handsome/cute/good-looking
Blue=is intelligent/talented
Yellow=rich
Red x Blue=poor
Blue x Yellow=old
Yellow x Red=a lie

Dont say no no no no no~ Just say yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah

and we'll go go go go go~

Bruno Mars' songs that simultaneously make me really happy and sad:

Marry You
Count On Me
Somewhere In Brooklyn
Just The Way You Fucking Are
<3

I'm going to DC tonight woot woot! ^-^ rally with Jon Stewart&Steven Colbert? YES!

Missing out on karaoke and multiple Halloween events? Yes :(
-->Is karaoke all you kids ever do? Haha yes...

It's okay! Sacrifices must (and will) be made.



It's Better If You Don't Understand

aja! aja! FIGHTING!

so while I was writing my midterm paper for ethno, I got bored and decided to watch Grey's Anatomy. And holy crap!! it's soo addicting! and I'm not even done with the first episode of season one yet!! something tells me I'm not sleeping tonight haha. I also spent a considerable amount of time on facebook creating a new account for my little<3 ahh I'm pretty excited!! and plus I'm going to DC with friend this weekend aww yeahh :) this'll be my first mini-vacation away from home since school's started. AND it's on halloween weekend! I wish I had a costume...wait I do. pink kitty from three years ago =.=; but I'm not wearing that lmao. but yeah, GREY'S ANATOMY--

Christina Yang, the Asian intern, is absolutely hilarious xD. and mad competitive too...but I like that. I like competition/competitive people cause it means they're ambitious and reminds me of myself back in the day...

The other interns are okay, I really like the boss lady in charge of them tho haha:

"I have five rules, memorize them:
rule #1: don't bother sucking up, I already hate you. that's not gonna change
rule #2: nurses will page you, and you will run. your first shift starts now and lasts 48 hours. you're interns, you're nobody, bottom of the food chain. you write labs, run orders, work every single night until you drop. don't complain
rule #3: don't wake me unless your patient is actually dying
rule #4: the dying patient better not be dead when I get there
rule #5: when I move, you move"

This show makes me wanna go pre-med and become a doctor again >_<;

TECH '08 BIO-MED -- trust me, I'm almost a doctor ;D