Star987<3

okay guys, get ready for some Laugh Out Loud fun! cuz i hav 3 stories to tell, and they all involve.. my mom... (it's really sad) really, lol -.-

Story the First --

On one crazy night, there was this crazy lady. And we all called her 'mom'. So on that night, mom goes, zomg, crazy Jacuzzi Jitters. Must fulfill. Time atm? 11:30 PM! Yes, thirty minutes to midnight. But no, who cares what time it is. The freaking place is open 24/7 and I must! go jacuzzi today. When ya wanna go jacuzzi, ya gotta gotta go. So, 5 minutes later, at 11:35 pm, mom packed a bunch of towels, swimwear, and change of clothes, and said "LET'S GO KIDS! WE'RE GOING TO THE YMCA!" and drags me and Dad into the car. We're like.. dotdotdot... mom, we wanna sleep =.= BUT WHO CARES ABOUT SLEEP WHEN THERE'S A JACUZZI WAITIN FOR US OUT THERE?! Yeah, so she dumped us on the car, and started driving. Off we go, yippee. When we got there, it was like 10 minutes to midnight... FREAKING MIDNIGHT YO! WTH. We walk in, and we're like.. the only losers there.. going for a dip in the pool.. @ 12 o'clock am.. on a Wednesday night.. so, pretty cool, pretty cool huh >_>

[Story the Second]

ANYWAY, two days later, mom had the jacuzzi munchies again. Good thing it was early this time.. only about 9 o'clock -.- But this time, only I went with her, cuz.. yesterday.. no one went with her.. cuz no one wanted to be seen with the crazy lady.. xD so this time, I was like, okay, I'll go with you today >_> SO, we hopped in the car. So, 9pm, it's like freaking dark and all right? Mom's about to drive.. she starts the car, buckles her seatbelt, and adjusts all the stuff and all.. and then she PUT ON HER SUNGLASSES! ..LOL, like wtf >_>;; I mean, mom.. sunglasses?? and she goes, yepp, cuz that's how I roll 8] ..lol ok j/k about that last part. I would be scared if she actually said that -.- It's really cuz we took the car to the Honda place today to fix the lights and do other various tidbits to it, and they didnt finish on time (the mechanics all left when the clock hit 6 xD). So, becuz they didnt fulfill their time thingy that they set for themselves, they had to give us a temporary driving car to use at no extra charge xD but dont worry, the car wasnt awesome. It was mad old school >.< freaking roll up windows and those locks that you have to push down manually if you wanna lock the friggin car -.- lol but back to the original story.. mom left her glasses in our Honda and only had her sunglasses with her... -.- but it's okay, cuz they're prescription, lol that's why. It was still hilarious though, watching mom drive around with sunglasses on in the dark xD

[Alright, Story the Last] This one's kind of a continuation of the last story. Where were we again? Oh yeah, me accompanying my mom to the pool hall cuz I'd feel bad if she went by herself again xD.

So, when we got to the pool place, mom and I walked up to the front desk, and she whipped out her "7 DAYS GUEST PASS" (along with her membership card of course). And the chick that worked there was like this chick that was mad anal. Mad, mad anal yo! The guy from two days ago took one glance at our pass and let us go. But this chick! She made us fill out a freaking form and wait 20 minutes for this other anal guy to come down to issue us an "Official Pass".... okay, whatever. As long as mom gets the jacuzzi, there shall be peace on earth. So, when the guy finally managed to show his big butt up, he was like, come with me ladies. So we followed him to his desk and he sat us down to do his thang. As he typed the info into the comp, he started making small talk with mom. The weather, the family, the usual stuff, AND THEN he was like, so... after 7 days, what do you plan to do for your daughter? (referring to signing me up for a gym membership of course).. and my mom goes, umm.. use the pass again? LOL! I was like mom!, you're not supposed to say that -.-;; It's funny cuz this other guy from the other gym @ riverside (where we originally signed up, but they're the same gym in diff locations) the guy gave us a whole stack of guest passes that he wrote his name on of course, so we can credit him when we go. But we went to the one closer to we live and totally ignored his "it's preferred that you come to my gym here at riverside" cuz that's my parents and that's what they do xD So, they have like this whole stack of these 7 days free - guest passes and all. Man, it was so sad. The guy looked so pissed when he was done with us, haha xD.

Anyway, that's my 3 stories for now. Sorry they were so lengthy and prolly not as funny as you thought it was gonna be :x but it was really funny when it was happening tho! I LOLLED so badly, it was really sad. I was cracking up in the locker room and in the pool. People were staring at me cuz I looked like a retard cuz I couldnt help laughing but I tried to hold it in, and the sound that resulted made it seem as if I was choking or something lol xD. I guess it's one of those, gotta be there things. Anyway, disregard this post if you dont get it. Sorry you had to read up to this point to see the disregard thing hahaha xD ok bye lol :x