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K歌之王

Lucas' friend: 你竟跟敢LUCAS来到这种地方。我告诉你，我们高中的时候大家都说只要跟他牵手的女生都会怀孕。 [you dare come to this sort of place with Lucas. Let me tell you, during high school, everyone said that the females who held hands with him all got pregnant] bad translation. but you get the gist of it.

Girl: 不会啦。我知道LUCAS哥是正人君子。[no way. I know Lucas is a gentleman]

Lucas' friend: 她还帮你说话。[she's sticking up for you!]

Lucas: 你少闹她啦。她很单纯好不好。[stop messing around. she's really innocent]

Lucas' friend: 我老婆也很单纯啊。还被你带坏了。[my wife is really innocent. until she met you]

Girl: 真的假的！？你已经 -- [really!? you already..]

Lucas: 听他在放屁。他老婆是这台车。[dont listen to his bs. his wife is this car]

Lucas' friend: 那你赶快帮我救我的老婆啊！[hurry up and save my wife!]


Lucas was taking this girl home when he gets a call from his partner telling him to come up to the mountain where his car broke down. So Lucas and the girl go up to the mountain to help him fix the car. And the conversation above ensues. I found it pretty hilarious xD haha.

I'm the hero of the story, don't need to be saved

it's 11:11

I've never believed in those type of wishes.

but I really really like you. and I like to make wishes anyway.

I think it's because I like the feeling of hope. and I like it when my wishes do come true.

like that one time I wished at a pond that I'd get accepted to New York University ^-^
--@celsius; @arrow; @jkl

though it may just be a happy consequence of my 4 years of slavery in Tech ;D

what a rough four years. cant believe I thought high school was difficult!



(500) Days of. You.

//edit
this movie referenced Dorian Gray ! YES.

iFound

School is almost over which = back to my old blogging days ;D

I started Taiwanese Drama, My Queen today (starring Ethan Ruan who played Cun Xi in Fated To Love You) !

He plays Lucas in this drama, and in the first episode he's a substitute martial arts teacher teaching a class full of screaming fan-girls LOL soo when he asked for a volunteer (to demonstrate what to do when a molester sneaks up from behind, him being the molester, and a volunteer being the molested) all the girls raised their hands for it lmao xD





LOLL...females -.-'





请你下手轻一点。 lmfao!! "please be gentle"

Man, Taiwanese dramas are so full of it. There's one guy named "Wei Er Gang" which basically translates into Viagra ROFL

There is one line I really liked though that Lucas said, "an ocean in front of the eyes...the fisherman catches a whole net full of cute tropical fish, but none of them is you." :( sad.

Stereo Love

Things I Want To Do In Life:
1. Get my own place
2. With a nice kitchen
3. And a working oven
4. Along with plenty of baking supplies
5. So I can make my epic BLUEBERRY PIE again ;D
6. Because I like to make lists that have nothing to do with my life goals..
7. Oh and Bruno Mars is WIN! :)

F**K YOU ;)

-Cee Lo Green

Best. Song. Ever.

//

Got this from Arrow:

Translation:
Red=handsome/cute/good-looking
Blue=is intelligent/talented
Yellow=rich
Red x Blue=poor
Blue x Yellow=old
Yellow x Red=a lie

Dont say no no no no no~ Just say yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah

and we'll go go go go go~

Bruno Mars' songs that simultaneously make me really happy and sad:

Marry You
Count On Me
Somewhere In Brooklyn
Just The Way You Fucking Are
<3

I'm going to DC tonight woot woot! ^-^ rally with Jon Stewart&Steven Colbert? YES!

Missing out on karaoke and multiple Halloween events? Yes :(
-->Is karaoke all you kids ever do? Haha yes...

It's okay! Sacrifices must (and will) be made.



It's Better If You Don't Understand

aja! aja! FIGHTING!

so while I was writing my midterm paper for ethno, I got bored and decided to watch Grey's Anatomy. And holy crap!! it's soo addicting! and I'm not even done with the first episode of season one yet!! something tells me I'm not sleeping tonight haha. I also spent a considerable amount of time on facebook creating a new account for my little<3 ahh I'm pretty excited!! and plus I'm going to DC with friend this weekend aww yeahh :) this'll be my first mini-vacation away from home since school's started. AND it's on halloween weekend! I wish I had a costume...wait I do. pink kitty from three years ago =.=; but I'm not wearing that lmao. but yeah, GREY'S ANATOMY--

Christina Yang, the Asian intern, is absolutely hilarious xD. and mad competitive too...but I like that. I like competition/competitive people cause it means they're ambitious and reminds me of myself back in the day...

The other interns are okay, I really like the boss lady in charge of them tho haha:

"I have five rules, memorize them:
rule #1: don't bother sucking up, I already hate you. that's not gonna change
rule #2: nurses will page you, and you will run. your first shift starts now and lasts 48 hours. you're interns, you're nobody, bottom of the food chain. you write labs, run orders, work every single night until you drop. don't complain
rule #3: don't wake me unless your patient is actually dying
rule #4: the dying patient better not be dead when I get there
rule #5: when I move, you move"

This show makes me wanna go pre-med and become a doctor again >_<;

TECH '08 BIO-MED -- trust me, I'm almost a doctor ;D

GUESS WHAT??

I got a 29/30 on my midterm paper!! OHH YEAHH! ^-^ *pumps fist*

professor's comment: this is an excellent paper. (and then something about me needing to talk more in class....but that's irrelevant. point is, my papers are mad epic ;D hahaha)

this made my day. :)

可爱～！我一定要继续努力！

Who Died And Made You King of Anything?

^-^

♪ You're Gonna Be The Lucky One~♫

After all that we've been through,
I will make it up to you. I promise to.
And after all that's been said and done,
You're just the part of me I can't let go.

Sometimes you don't really want to yet you force yourself to, but in the end it always turns out to be worth it! I'm glad I went to Murphy & Gonzalez with Dr. Rosenfeld and crew :) Also, I'm into avocados.

I'd Rather Blog @ 2:30AM

than write my midterm paper. which is worth 30% of my final grade. i'm soo smart -.-;

Something recently reminded me of Nujabes! So I youtubed some of his songs again and I really really like Luv (Sic) Part 2...this one part in particular that goes:

C'est la vie, as they say. L-O-V-E, evidently
See every song has a sequel
Never same, everything but the name
All fresh, just like back then
How we do, everyday

C'est la vie, as they say. L-O-V-E, eloquently
See every dream has a part two
Never same, you got to keep it tight
All fresh, just like back then
Now hear me out.

Makes me wanna rap xD and brings back bittersweet memories of Summer.
I'd relive Summer 2010 all over again if I could. Actually, I'd relive my whole life over again if I could. Mad fun! No regrets. Everything was worth it in the end if it meant I'd end up where I am now.

It's amazing how much one person can influence you, even if you'd only known them for an unfortunately brief period in life.

Party. Karamu. Fiesta. Forever~

I'm addicted to ktv, ahh!! and I've developed an insatiable liking for bbq chicken wings..THEY'RE SOO GOOD =.=;

I saw The Social Network yesterday. It was aiight. But omg Andrew Garfield, the guy who played CFO Eduardo Saverin is mad good-looking ;D he's an American-British actor ;DD and he's gonna play Peter Parker in the 2012 Spiderman!! His parents run an interior design firm...I was once into interior/industrial design. That interest went nowhere lol. I also really liked Justin Timberlake as Sean Parker xD I could've just wiki'd Facebook and read the whole movie there but I guess the presence of good-looking guys made the movie worthwhile to watch haha

Adding to that list....today is one of my friend's aaand Jimmy Lin's birthday! Aww yeahh ;) he's mad old, 36 but whatever...HAPPY BIRTHDAY ZHONG TIAN QI/JIMMY LIN ^-^!!<3

Facebook isnt working! *panic* T_T

or maybe it's just my wifi... but that's not possible since here I am writing about this lol

I'M OBSESSED WITH MAROON 5! Listening to their newest album right now :) It's not as good as their previous two albums but still good. Ish. Actually I don't know but Adam Levine is really good-looking >_>;

I like Songs About Jane the best hehe. Junior high school <3 and and and I love Big Bang's version of This Love ^-^!

I need to catch up on my dramas. I always need to catch up =.=; I didnt make much progress on shows this Summer >_<; and when I did watch something... I was rewatching old stuff that I liked LOL.. I rewatched the first Pirates of the Caribbean for the 23948720592487nth time yesterday xD I'm sooo gonna get the medallion next time I go to Disneyland. And a pirate hat. With my name engraved on it :D

A couple updates on Asian Entertainment News:
Apparently Niki Chow used to go out with Kevin Cheng?! Jimmy Lin has a son! & is training him to become a professional race car driver too! Umm. I dont know where DBSK is anymore T_T; and I think Fahrenheit is probably out somewhere doing more promotions on...stuff and filming shiz idk. I think I stopped caring about these things a while back... as you can probably tell from my several previous posts haha yeah.

Sorry for the randomness/irrelevance/lack of practicality in life. But it's my blog, so deal with it. LOL just kidding. Ookay bye.

untitled.

I cant will myself to sleep. I was looking through pictures of China earlier from this year and reminiscing what it was like to be surrounded by cousins, aunts, uncles, mom, bro, granny 24/7... :( I miss that feeling of family. I wonder how many people out there dont even have family to miss right now. Why is life so depressing? By life I mean reality. Go to college, get a degree. Go to grad school. Get a better degree. Find a job. Get bored of job. Find a significant other. Get bored of each other. Have kids. Relive your life thru them. Grow old, retire, and yeah.. Nevermind, we're all too caught up in our own lives, seeking out excitement and fun things, to ponder pointless philosophical phenoms like this. OH WELL! Life shall go on. And I, too, shall busy myself with quests for fun adventures in this world that provide me with the temporary illusion that I'm happy and content with my life as is.

I signed onto QQ in an attempt to communicate with my cousin. Yeah, fail. I have no idea how to work this thing. And everything's in chinese, which theoretically speaking, I should be able to read... except as usual, things learnt in a classroom tend to be useless in real life. Somehow "formal mandarin" doesnt translate well in technology.

I dont get how ppl expect college students to be able to attend class, hold a job, be involved in clubs/sports, and still do all the homework and endless readings, while managing a social life, time to eat and sleep, and various other miscellaneous things that come up every now and then like laundry and your great aunt from Hong Kong who decided to spontaneously drop by for a surprise visit. Clearly, society regards the youth of today as superhuman beings (while at the same time calling us lazy, spoiled, and reluctant to grow up -- refer to NYTimes article, "What Is It About 20-Somethings?" http://www.nytimes.com/2010/08/22/magazine/22Adulthood-t.html) who are capable of anything so long as we think we can do it, anything is possible! Commence development of insane time management skills.

...I should go to sleep. I have a lunch date with a holocaust survivor scheduled to take place in about nine and a half hours. :)

I confess -- you are the best thing in my life♥

I biked all the way to/past Brighton/Manhattan beach with Celsius and Arrow today. Mad tired and I dont really feel like updating >_> but I really wanted to post up some stuff Celsius sent me xD soo here they are :D

^Life through the ages in terms of.. DRINK-WARE LOL

Also:

"当你有个儿子，你不好好教他，你就害你全家。当你有个女儿，你不好好教她，你就害别人全家。所以你跟谁有仇，很简单嘛：你就宠坏你的女儿，嫁给他儿子，他全家都完了。大仇就报了。"

^Lmaoo xD

Thomas Carlyle

“I've got a great ambition to die of exhaustion rather than boredom."

^Explains my life for the past month or so >_>;

I'm EXHAUSTED -passes out-

Goodnight world.

I need to update more often. But two things first:

1. I am incredibly hung over right now.

2. Yeah

Today would be one of those rare days in which I am not looking forward to doing anything and lying in bed doing absolutely nothing seems like a rather pleasant idea. Hiphop is going to own me later... not that it doesnt already =[

Okay leaving for work~ byee

What If I Don't Want To?

boy you got some nerves to talk behind my back
when you can't even say a word to my face
you hear me laugh boy?
hello hello hello you think you can play me like a cello cello cello
why you judging me? are you scared of me?
i'm something new why can't you see?
looks like a bad girl, but i'm a good girl
i'm standing here just doing me why you standing judging me
keep on looking like i'm trash
every time you do just know you make me laugh
drop it like a bad girl love like a good girl
i know i make you lust over me when i drop it low i see
so why you acting like you wouldn't hit this
i know you gonna go home and miss this
low cut tank top short skirt girls don't know
stiletto rocking girls are nothing but hoes?
boy that's low
hello hello hello if you're scared boy stay low stay low stay low
stay away from me why you talking about me
i can see through you clearly
look like a bad girl? but i'm a good girl
i'm standing here just doing me why you standing judging me
keep on looking like i'm trash
every time you do just know you make me laugh
drop it like a bad girl love like a good girl
i know i make you lust over me when i drop it low i see
so why you acting like you wouldn't hit this
i know you gonna go home and miss this
(come and take) someone who can handle me
a real man who can believe
(no more fake) no more phonies like you no oh~
(keep me safe) is there someone who can claim?
confidently call me babe
and let me be free
someone who watches from far away how i be me?


you don't know me, so shut off boy.

Bad Girl, Good Girl

"Life is not full of rainbows and marshmallows falling from the sky and unicorns running around and shit." -Godbro

I really needed that haha.

I love older brothers :)

Maroon 5 Makes Me Happy

=)

My Theory

Four days ago, I was thinking about life, and had a mini-epiphany. I just had to share it with somebody, so I told good ole Celsius :)

"Celsius, I just realized something... I know why people think about the past so much and put so much emphasis on the future... It's because the present is only a fleeting moment... and it doesnt last. Yet paradoxically, the present is the only moment, and the present lasts forever. Do you get me??"

I could totally write an essay on this come school. Makes sense though, right?? Man I'm soo good :P

Why I Love You Dad:

1. I will never be better than you in Chinese.
2. 有我做你女儿还不如有个狗
3. Our father-daughter relationship ends at the conclusion of my college education.

Thanks Dad! I love you too.

Take me to Caliiii :) :) :)

在阳光底下，有人吗？噢开始了。。。
亲爱的，你看起来很失落，眼睛红红的，泪也流了，
这个世界，你肯定越过。。。你说。。。

你不了解我，你根本不在乎我，她说，
你不了解我，而你没有穿着我的锁链，

必要但呼吁了，带着你所有的思想横过一个开放范围
当花看着你。。。不只是它们看到你会哭
她说。。。

你不了解我，你根本不在乎我，她说，
你不了解我，而你没有穿着我的锁链，

她说。。。我计划去波士顿。。。
我计划从新开始新生活，
我计划从新再开始，在这没有认识我，
我要离开加洲，我已经厌倦了天气，
我计划找个爱人，飞到他去西班牙。。。
我计划去波士顿，我想我只是累了，
我想我需要一个新的城市，为了离开这一切
我想我需要一个日出，我已经厌倦了夕阳，
我听说夏天很美好，下雪也好。。。

波士顿。。。在这没有认识我。。。
在这没有认识我。。。
在这没有认识我。。。
波士顿。。。
在这没有认识我。


你懂吗？我不想在纽约了。算了，人生就是这样了。。。
想念你了。

Credits to myself ;D for translating it lolol
Boston - Augustana

人生就是这样了。

I found this website today that analyzes the personality of bloggers according to their entries. So I analyzed myself and this is what I got:

The analysis indicates that the author of http://hanakiwi.blogspot.com is of the type:
ISFP - The Artists
 
The gentle and compassionate type. They are especially attuned their inner values and what other people need. They are not friends of many words and tend to take the worries of the world on their shoulders. They tend to follow the path of least resistance and have to look out not to be taken advantage of.

They often prefer working quietly, behind the scene as a part of a team. They tend to value their friends and family above what they do for a living.

Analysis
This graph displays dominant parts during the writing
 

Credits: typealyzer.com

Hah... my brain activity... =.=; eh. If you're bored, go create a blog, write some stuff, and go analyze yourself :) I tried analyzing my Facebook page through this but didnt turn out too great cause it also analyzed... the ads and other technical Facebooky stuff on each page. And also, my profile is super private :x so it couldnt even get to any of my stuff to analyze. And even if it did, I just realized about 50% of the analysis would be based on what people posted on my wall =.=;

我爱中文♥

时间过的好快啊～！ 两个星期一着眼就不见了。 But that's probably cause I had something planned to do every single day :P

我不知道为什么, 但是我现在心情很好 ^___^ 过去的事，我都不怎么在乎了 O.O

我也觉得自己很幸福，很快乐。。。 and what doesnt kill me only makes me stronger (not! only in a Kanye West song lol) 所以我现在 o-k 啦~

其实我认为像这样对我来说。。。actually no, 对所有关心我的人来说。。。 不管怎么样, 将来会比较更好。

没有我所有的朋友，家人，现在的我就不是我了。 So thanks for that :) Even though most of you may never understand/read this, or realize the impact you've had on me, know that you did make a difference in my life, regardless of how small the interaction or how few/many words were said. I remember (hopefully) all of them ;D and I will probably never write a post like this again because I'm starting to feel uncomfortable >_> soo I will end with something that I learned today from my brother and Eddie (my mom's COOOLEST friend hehe): they sometimes serve this thing in the military called sos which = shit on a stick LOL but yeah..

谢谢大家的照顾！:)

YES! ;D

Cant believe ittt, tmrw's the last day of classes! I'm halfway done with my college career :o

Daddy's credit card also expires this month... darn! >_>;

I recently developed an active addiction to chocolate and one day I decided to google image it and I found these! --

Chocolate pencils, and pencil shavings yumm

Chocolate + shoes = LOVE

A chocolate keyboard; reminds me of Conker's Bad Fur Day.. ahh good times~

I wish I had some chocolate right now... I ate the last bar this morning T_T;

Run Devil Run

My boyfriend is addicted to the SNSD version of this song. He sounds soo manly when he sings it xD

Blah. I'm bored. =______=;

I would play the SIMS game that he put on my comp, but it doesnt save... #@!$ so yeah. KIND of an inconvenience.

I cant stop thinking about clothes...

Yeah, I should sleep.

Sticky Note Girls & Ceramics Class

I saw a UPS truck pull up outside my house today and I got really really excited cause I thought I was gonna get a package today even though I shouldn't have thought that because I JUST ordered the stuff from Urban last night at like 11pm but then when the guy walked up to a different house, I still got disappointed anyway even though I knew I wasn't going to get my package so soon.

-.- my life.

Sidenote: I found some pics and stuff I wrote about Fated To Love You from a while ago that I was gonna blog about but never did... should I post them now?

Well since I'm watching Bull Fighting now and the grandma from FTLY is a grandma in BF too.. I guess I will :D



Bahaha you can spot Anson from a mile away with his very unmanly earring.



[Director Ji went to a whorehouse; he requested the prostitutes to dress up like Sticky Note Girls... cause he's into that]



Cun Xi: Let's play a game. I will be Director Ji. You guys will be the Sticky Note Girls. Okay?



Girls: Director Ji, we are already Sticky Note Girls. Can we take off our clothes now?
Director Ji: Wait...

It was such a funny scene xD oh man~

Later on... to chase the girl he loves, he signs up for her ceramic class (which is for like elementary school kids lol)



^Him writing in his journal about ceramics class -.-



^Xin Yi reads his journal xD

I absolutely love love LOVE this drama. And the best thing about Bull Fighting, the drama I'm on now, is that the grandma from FTYL is in it and she brings back the best memories of FTYL. :D My top 3 characters from FTYL definitely have to be the grandma, Ji Wang Zhen Zhu (she's kind-hearted, full of wisdom & brilliance, ridiculously powerful - much more so than Director Ji, she is the best), Father Dylan (cause he's soo cool ;D), and of course, ANSON! Hehe.

Oh, last thing. A quote I really liked from FTYL, I think Dylan said this... "Those who admire Zhang Zu's calligraphy style will not think of Kai Xu (book of calligraphy) as anything. If you like Espresso, how could you possibly have any interest in American style coffee? If the best has already been captured in your heart, regardless of how many choices are available, they will all be unseen." I think he was talking about Xin Yi. Despite all the things he's done for her, and all the times he was there for her, Xin Yi only had eyes for Cun Xi. >_<; But yeah, FTYL FTW! :)

我和爸爸: 好笑的小故事

Dad: 你吃不吃葡萄？

Me: 不是坏的我就吃

Dad: 哎呀，你这个人 , 说话。。。把人都急死了

哈哈哈哈哈~

Drama Points: Male Lead

*Warning: what you are about to read may be shallow

+ handsome, nice haircut, dressed to impress
+ plays a ridiculously rich ceo/ heir to a fortune
+ young, around 20s (no older than 30!)
+ HOT BOD with reeeeeeeely nice legs haha
++ double the points if the actor is Jimmy Lin or Show Luo ;D

- if the actor is Blue Lan (*shivers)

Spring Break, Come Back To Mee T_T

Fml.

Oh! High score of the day - 32280 in Robot Unicorn xD I'm soo proud of myself ♥

Hi, My Sweetheart update~ SOOO yeah. Episode 10 & 11 were CHAO depressing. And then the fire in episode 12, wtf?! Randomest event ever -.-' it was sad, but pretty fake. Obviously no one was gonna die :P this drama has too much comedy in it to let anything serious happen. There was one scene that was pretty funny though hehe.. when Bao Zhu went to Hangzhou and Hsueh Hai/Da Lang wanted to follow:

Hsueh Hai: Flight to Hangzhou, direct flight
Airport Receptionist: Sir, I'm sorry, but the boarding time has already passed
Hsueh Hai: I have to take this flight to Hangzhou. I don't have any luggage. And the main point is, I'm a Diamond Club member, hurry!

"重点是，我是 DIAMOND CLUB MEMBER" -______-;

Well, it worked cause he got to board the plane. I guess if you're a diamond club member, you'll get special treatment lol. Damn, I want to be a diamond club member of something... 哈哈哈哈哈~

Bao Zhu, Miss Sweetheart

"你曾經受过伤吗？你恨那个让你伤心的人吗？
恨她让你从此没有办法再爱上任何人, 失去了爱人的能力。
但是你有没有想过当你伤心的时候那个人一定更伤心。
你不知道她一直想找到你, 告诉你当初来不及说出口的那一句话。
就算全世界都反对, 我也要跟你在一起。"

甜心小姐 Competition

Drama: Hi, My Sweetheart (starring Show Luo & Rainie Yang)

This drama is so ridiculous. But then again, if Show's in it, you can expect the drama to be so silly sometimes you just want to shoot yourself. I actually hate watching him play the "Shame of Society, Ugly Mushroom Head" guy haha. Cant wait til he transforms himself in episode 5 hehe~

I really like Rainie's character though. She's sooo emo xD

Anyways. ARG there is a fly in my room again. My hunnybunny says: go to sleep with earplugs in, it'll die naturally by tomorrow

-.-;

Oh, last thing! This drama has a SUPER AWESOME theme song :)

Something Funny

So I was talking to a friend about my upcoming plans. And after talking, he goes to bed. AND THENNN! 20 minutes later, he comes back and goes:

Friend is available (12:30:00 AM)

Friend (12:30:00 AM): CRAP

Friend (12:30:27 AM): happy birthday (*insert my name*) ~~ :D *poof confetti* *fireworks* WOOT !

Lolol xD

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Happy 'Fei Lun Hai' Day, errrbodyyy! :)

HOLY CRAP

I'm gonna be 2 decades old tomorrow. WTFFF!

Daammmmnnnnnnnn. :(

No more blaming everything on teenage angst.
No longer a teen, but still not a legit adult yet. 20 is the worst age ever -.-'

....NAHHH I'm still young :) I can still sit back and relax without REALLY worrying about major responsibilities (as long as I keep my grades up haha)

I think after my 21st birthday, I will never celebrate growing old again lol. Hopefully I'll eventually forget my age so I can just pretend to be as young (or old) as I look ;D

Well, I'm off to cherish my youth <3

"Yoroshiku Onegaishimasu"

Proposal Daisakusen (Translation: Operation Love) is such a good drama~

One quote I really liked:

Tada-San to Rei after Ken publicly confessed his 14 years of love to Rei, "I believe that the fate that no one can change definitely exists."

Go Rei! Go Ken! :)

Proposal Daisakusen Tribute

Love this song<3

Iwase 'Ken-zou' x Yoshida Rei
Eri x Tsuru
&& Mikio

Happy New Year!

恭喜發財! 學業進步! 萬事如意! 心想事成!

Happy Lunar Year of the Tiger! (Yayy mom for being a tiger cause tigers are awesome and my favorite animal, and they get along best with horses... which is me, granny, and second aunt!)

And, Happy Valentine's Day! :) Because I found this and thought it was hilarious:


Lawl xD