Tuesday, May 3, 2011


omg. Portlandia is my new favorite show. It came out this January and the first season only has 6 episodes. but it's so LOL-worthy. I love ittt! haha

@ Women & Women First, North-East Portland
girl: what are you drinking?
guy: oh it's cappa-ch-ch-ch-ch-tea. this helps clear out my tear ducts, and keeps my skin nice and dry. it tastes like soot and hot water..
girl: it looks like a stillbirth
guy: i'm hooked

Thursday, March 10, 2011

Birthday Rain!

I would just like to say...

Happy National Fahrenheit Day! ;D

Happy Chuck Norris' 71st Birthday! ;D

& Happy National Awesomeness Day! ;D

Let's all drink and toast to best day evaaa!

Saturday, January 22, 2011

I love the way you droppin' that ♥

things I like: to hold hands, frolic, and skip about. pondering pointless phenoms in life every once in a blue moon. And occasionally stirring up a lil trouble, just for kicks and giggles.

I'm going to email Starbucks headquarters and ask if they wanna build one next to my house ;D and keep it open 24/7. I'm insomniac anyway, coffee wont change much.

recent developments: I like out-of-the-ordinary rings. I have a man ring that has a spinny top part. A double cross ring. um this square ish one called Love Goggles. An owl ring :3 my newest favorite, and a red rose ring. OHH pics! best idea ever. I <3 you camera; I've been meaning to get a new one. I've been meaning to get a lot of new stuff haha but no funds atm. Will do so when I've accumulated some money after semester starts, assuming I'll be so busy I wont have time to spend ;D the idea encaptulates me. Yes, I just made up a word.

It's going to be three degrees Sunday. I should fix my sleeping schedule soon. I trust when school starts that it'll fix itself though, since I'll probably be too tired to fight sleep.

man ring with spinny top. I wear this one 24/7...

I like this one esp. when I have almost black nail polish on. People actually think it's black. and then call me emo. but that's just cause they're color-blind D< it's deep purple "pat on the black" to be exact.


haha this one is awesome; aviators with hearts inside. and trapezoidal!

save the best for last :>

Friday, January 21, 2011

hurt me. do it like I love it though

hey young girl, shaake that thang for me (do it like I love it)

when you lean wit it, rockk that thang for me (do it like I love it)

Just learned how to tie a tie. 3 different ways. thank you youtube.

not random!

mmm. updating just for the sake of updating. maybe I should close down blog soon? :( CELSIUS, I need a new hobby. since years ago. I stopped drama'ing.

Tuesday, January 11, 2011

the best soy latte that you ever had. &me

Celsius: ah kiwi. im so sad. ady died in her drama again.

ugh. running out of things to post.

words of comfort from JFC "tell that nigga to go die" LOL

asdf =___=;

Sunday, January 2, 2011

gLee S(1)17

I found this scene hilarious--

Sue: As you may or may not know, I starred in a video that's been circulating around the web. A video that has the tendency to induce cruel, slow-motion laughter
Emma: Nope, no didn't, didn't know about that
Sue: Well this video has inspired Sue Sylvester to start giving back. I happen to have my masters at counseling and when I heard our school's only psychologist had committed suicide, well I decided to volunteer my services, and they gave me your name and I'd really like to help.
Emma: I don't know how I'm supposed to feel about this
Sue: Emma, you're crippled by mental illness. Your compulsions have estranged you from your own feelings. You nearly married a gym teacher who's more gravy than man. And you continue to be repeatedly lied to by the man you love
Emma: I'm sorry?
Sue: I bribed Schuster's landlord to slip baby monitors under his couch and under his bed-- turns out he's been having make-out sessions with the coach from vocal adrenaline and sleep-overs with that world class banana magnet April Rhodes
Emma: Oh my god.
Sue: You need to make a bold move. You suck.
Emma: Excuse me?
Sue: You take weird little strides when you walk as if you were raised in imperial Japan and someone bound your feet
Emma: *horrified* you make a valid point
Sue: Grow a pair! I'm INSULTING you. You refuse to stand up for yourself. You're so afraid of confrontation.
Emma: You're right.
Sue: If you wanna get better you need to start communicating your feelings. You need to let Will Schuster know how he's making you feel. And in a public setting so he can't escape and he won't manipulate you. Trust me. You need to let him have it.

It's official. Emma's my fav character xD

Saturday, January 1, 2011

Happy New Year!

I totally missed the countdown to 2011 cause me and friends were too busy playing mahjong, lmao.

ah well~


Tuesday, December 28, 2010

Tuesday, December 21, 2010


Lucas' friend: 你竟跟敢LUCAS来到这种地方。我告诉你,我们高中的时候大家都说只要跟他牵手的女生都会怀孕。 [you dare come to this sort of place with Lucas. Let me tell you, during high school, everyone said that the females who held hands with him all got pregnant] bad translation. but you get the gist of it.

Girl: 不会啦。我知道LUCAS哥是正人君子。[no way. I know Lucas is a gentleman]

Lucas' friend: 她还帮你说话。[she's sticking up for you!]

Lucas: 你少闹她啦。她很单纯好不好。[stop messing around. she's really innocent]

Lucas' friend: 我老婆也很单纯啊。还被你带坏了。[my wife is really innocent. until she met you]

Girl: 真的假的!?你已经 -- [really!? you already..]

Lucas: 听他在放他老婆是这台车。[dont listen to his bs. his wife is this car]

Lucas' friend: 那你赶快帮我救我的老婆啊![hurry up and save my wife!]

Lucas was taking this girl home when he gets a call from his partner telling him to come up to the mountain where his car broke down. So Lucas and the girl go up to the mountain to help him fix the car. And the conversation above ensues. I found it pretty hilarious xD haha.

Monday, December 20, 2010

I'm the hero of the story, don't need to be saved

it's 11:11

I've never believed in those type of wishes.

but I really really like you. and I like to make wishes anyway.

I think it's because I like the feeling of hope. and I like it when my wishes do come true.

like that one time I wished at a pond that I'd get accepted to New York University ^-^
--@celsius; @arrow; @jkl

though it may just be a happy consequence of my 4 years of slavery in Tech ;D

what a rough four years. cant believe I thought high school was difficult!

(500) Days of. You.

this movie referenced Dorian Gray ! YES.